The Titanic theme played on the recorder. Oh my god there are actually tears coming out of my eyes. The recorder is the most majestic of instruments
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[image: photo of a bathroom with stalls for urinals. One is missing, and on the wall where it’s supposed to be are the words “DUCHAMP WAS HERE”]
[images: two pages from Batman: Dark Victory, featuring the district attorney visiting Alberto Falcone in Arkham, and Calendar Man creeping on them.]
Alberto: No. No, I don’t.
Janice: I’m not promising anything, but I’ll do what I can.
Alberto: Thank you Miss Porter, for giving up so much of your valuable time.
Janice: Justice takes time, Mr. Falcone.
Alberto: Oh and Miss Porter? For what it’s worth, I am sorry for what I’ve done.
Narration: Alberto Falcone was placed across from Julian Day. Known as the Calendar Man, Julian Day also committed crimes that coincided with the calendar… but with far less notoriety…
Julian: …all the rest have thirty-one except for February…
Julian: For what it’s worth, Miss Porter… I’m sorry too.
[image: two panels from a comic. First panel: the Great Machine swoops down to a rooftop where Jack Pherson is surrounded by a bunch of chimps. Pherson: “About time! I’ve been trying to get your attention for the past week!” Great Machine: “Sorry, do… do I know you?” Second panel: Pherson closer up, with a hooded cloak and a parrot on his shoulder saying: “I’m Pherson. Just another caged animal in this menagerie we call Manhattan.” ]
PHERSON IS SUCH A DORK (I LOVE HIM)
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[image: page from a comic called Ex Machina. Jack Pherson stands among a group of cats with a parrot on his shoulder and a cloak, holding out a hand. He says: “I’m Jack Pherson? I left a message on one of your drones.” and in weird purple text he says: “Calm down with the hissing, ladies, I can hardly hear myself think.” He’s facing Comissioner Angotti and her husband on the roof of their building, both of them in bedclothes. Angotti says: “Jason, get inside! Now!” Her husband says: “Are you nuts, man? This is private property!” Angotti: “Jace, don’t!” Pherson: “This is a peaceful visit, friend. Your wife and I should work TOGETHER. I’m the enemy of her enemy, that makes me your —” Before the Great Machine swoops in saying: “Holy crap, I am so sick of you!” ]
CALM DOWN WITH THE HISSING, LADIES
sometimes I think I just don’t know how to keep friends
[image: a remixed Softer World. In the first two panels, there’s an image of a match being lit and the words “I brought some marshmallows”. In the last panel, Heat Wave stares entranced at fire with the words: “Let’s burn this world down.”]
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[image: three remixed panels from A Softer World on top of an image of Calendar Man in his cell with pages from a calendar all over the floor. Text: “Freedom of expression is great! And what can they do? Come into my cell and stop me?”]
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[image: three panels from A Softer World remixed with images of the second Trickster. Text: “Yes, I know the law, but I know myself, too. And not smashing windows was making me sad.”]
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